Tales From The DMV

I try to stay away from the DMV because I end up having to be there for at least 30 minutes to an hour just waiting. As I told you a few weeks ago, my purse was stolen and I finally gave up hope that anything would turn up and started the process of replacing everything.

I went to the DMV to replace my drivers license and took my sister to wait in the car with the kids. I go inside and they give me two forms to fill out and a number that they would call when it was my turn.

I quickly fill out my forms in possibly the worst handwriting ever and begin my long wait. A father and his 7ish year old son come and sit right beside me. The kid keeps looking over at me and I smiled at him. He goes "Hey Sexy!"-LOL!!! I couldn't contain my laughter. His dad tells him, "way to go, son!"-WHAT, you taught your son to say this to total strangers? His son proceeds to tell me that he likes my watch, rings, etc. I even caught dad checking to see if I was wearing a wedding ring. FINALLY my number was called and I go to the front.

I give the lady my forms and she puts the information into the computer and then gives me a weird look. She continues to type things in and look at me. Finally she goes, "that's not you". Ummmmm, OK. So she asks for my social and I tell it to her. She starts laughing and turns the screen to where I could see it, I had written down my husband's social. We had a good laugh and then I had to fill out the form again because I couldn't scratch it out.

I'm not sure when I started remembering my husbands social and other information over mine-but I sure felt like and idiot at the DMV. No worries, I had that dad and son wave as I walked out the door to make me feel all better.

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16 comments:

Natalie said...

I've had to stop myself numerous times b/c I gave out my husband's social instead of my own. My sons' name is also very close to mine & I've written my name for his at the doctor's office before.

You are def. not alone !

Krystyn said...

I soooo could see myself doing this...and then probably arguing with the DMV lady! Too funny.

Kelli @ RTSM said...

I hate waiting at places like that! At least you had some good entertainment to distract you:) I could totally see myself writing down my hubby's info instead of mine too!

Emily said...

Glad you made it out in one piece. I hate the DMV. We actually moved almost three years ago and I still haven't had my address on my license changed b/c I dread going down there! Isn't that just terrible...and illegal!?

Lola said...

The DMV wait can be interminably long, however, the last time I went, I was there for a disabled identification card and I was in and out in 15 minutes. I was astounded!

Mighty M said...

Two hilarious stories ! I love that the dad has his kid trained to help him hit on pretty girls. Too funny!!

Rebecca O said...

LOL. That is too funny. I have done the same thing too...there have been several times when I have been asked for my social and I start to give my fiancee's or my sons...same thing for dob.

I can't believe that the dad was egging him on!! It is pretty funny though.

April said...

That's hilarious! I would have been speechless if a young boy would have said that to me.

kalea_kane said...

Oh the DMV drives me crazy. We are lucky here in AZ...our licenses last for YEARS. I think I will have my current license until I am like 60. At least you got some giggles. :)

Sarah said...

Ugh, the DMV is never fun. Can't believe the things that boy said to you - can you imagine what he'll be like when he's older. And the father egging him on, that's just nuts.

MommaWad09 said...

wow that is hallarious & scary at the same time (the kid & his dad) and atleast you got it all straightened out. Honeslty I cant even remember my hubbs SS# not even a guess would get me close, and I dont know why, because I am soo good wiht number & phone#'s. very odd
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JamericanSpice said...

I seriously busted out laughing about the father and son. Seriously???

ok then.

Isn't it fun how we forget our stuff and remembers everything else for the family :) It's a fun story you'll remember for awhile about the SSN :)

The Blue Zoo said...

Only a dad would teach his kid to say things like that! lol You know a mom would never do that!

Anonymous said...

LOL that is great! Sorry you had to go thru the stolen purse thing though...that sucks!
Angie
one4earth

Michelle @ Flying Giggles said...

I totally missed that post! I hate the DMV. It is always too crowded and way too long of a wait!

It sounds like you made quite an impression on that little boy, you cougar!

Lori said...

So glad she didn't make you go fill out the form all over!

My husband and I went to college together while married and at our college at least classes were reserved and even your test scores in the class were organized by your social, so we got so used to the others' social. I constantly have to check myself when I'm writing out mine on forms because my knee-jerk reaction is his.

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