Oh Wow!

For those of you that don't know what this is-it is a screen shot of my keyword analysis on my stat counter. These are keywords that people put in and came across my blog.

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Am I the only one that wants to reach through the computer and smack whoever is searching the Internet for this? I'm a tiny bit offended that they ended up on my blog when they did this search! LOL! And in case you were wondering, you can NOT find out how to get high off of Windex here. Sorry, you'll have to keep searching!

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51 comments:

Cjengo said...

First off that's HILARIOUS, and offense for you at the same time, but I am having a good laugh. Second, I really need to learn how to find stats, and such. I am so blog counter illiterate. :) Anyway, thanks for the laugh tonight.

MOMMY-MOMO said...

Thats amazing! What weirdos!

♥Lisa♥ @ FinalScore:Boys3Girls2 said...

lol, WOW!

Liz (Loving Mom 2 Boys) said...

That's a riot!!! I love looking at my key word stats...lets just say my title brings in an interesting crowd!!

Sasha222 said...

What kind of stat counter do you have? I think mine is generic or something because it's telling me that I had 600 views yesterday and now only 1 view today....ummm did my blog become so crappy overnight? lol

Lola said...

You don't even want to know what people search for and find the blog I created for my redheaded partner (I have taken over the blog now), the blog is http://firecrotch.blogspot.com

Lola
(http://lolasdiner.blogspot.com)

Evolving Mommy Catherine said...

It is interesting how people end up where they do when they type things into search engines. Sometimes it is funny and sometimes it is worrisome.

Betsy said...

I totally wanna see what people are searching for when they find my blog!! lol

A Psych Mommy said...

That's a pretty random search! I haven't checked my key word finder--now I'm curious to see how people ended up on my blog!

Sara Bonds said...

WOW! That is really weird. It makes me sad, because that might be a kid looking that up. Man. Keywords can be so weird sometimes.

amanda said...

i had some weird ones too on mine once, my 'weirdest/creepies' 'baby bump porn' yeah. creepy. i'd rather have someone wanting to get high i think! :0)

Deidre said...

Oh my - I am so out of the loop I don't even have that stat counter. What do you use? I would love to see what people are searching for when they find me :)

That's just weird.

Midwest Mommy said...

Cheap thrills...idiots!

Miranda said...

Wow... that's probably a teen looking that stuff up. It's amazing that they've found ways to get high off of basically everything we use in our homes.. medicines, paint, cleaners. That's so sad.

Mighty M said...

Yikes!! How weird!!

C ♥ said...

Lol WELL now that you said this, lots of people are going to be here with that search. hahaha.

Amy (the Happy Mom!) said...

Well that's pretty disturbing! But also slightly amusing at the same time. I'm going to go look at my keywords now, lol!

J. Leigh Designz said...

What stat counter is that? My sitemeter doesn't lay it out that nicely.

*~*a.l.s*~* said...

This made me laugh and then it made me sad. It is a crazy world out there! What kind of tracking system do you use? i'm looking for a new one for my blog...

Amy and her little family said...

That is really cool that you can see that info! How did you set that up?

Kelly said...

I use google analytics. It's free and gives you all the keyword stats like on this post.

I wrote a post about American Idol and the Bikini girl and i got a search hit from "Bikini girls". They didn't stay long on my site as you can imagine.

Chic Mama said...

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Congrats!

MacKenzie

Kris said...

Rofl, that is crazy!! I was wondering if you could tell me how to make those scrolling button viewers you have on your sidebar? I'm pretty new to this whole blogging thing, sorry!

Nancy said...

LOL, that's hilarious. I've had some creepy search terms find my site. I wish there were some way to turn the perverts in that search for some things!

Lindsay said...

Well now isn't that interesting! Seriously - the things people search for!

Marla said...

love these

momstheword said...

yeah, it's a little strange the things people search for and wind up on your blog because one word matched!

Krista said...

ok - too funny!

Lisa said...

Wow, that is pretty funny. I would never have thought of anything like that. It is pretty sad that someone would look that up though.

Infant Bibliophile said...

I know a few bloggers who post monthly summaries of their google searches, and I think they are so funny. I've always been a bit jealous, because all of the searches related to my page are so on point! ;) The only remotely funny one on my list at the moment is: "How 'bout I give you five bucks"

Lolli said...

That's hilarious!

Becca said...

I just get people searching for Tupperware lol. People are nuts!

Sheila R said...

Thats crazy! How does one get high off windex is it even possible? This makes me think of the man with two brains and how they were injecting them with windex and killing them... So shooting up is not an option. LOL
ilovebabynoah707@yahoo.com

Oh Boy...Oh Boy...Oh Boy said...

Oh that is interesting.
I've never posted mine because its all been boring (ie legit) except one perverse one I didn't feel the need to share.

Abby said...

That is funny! After reading this I decided to check mine. The weirdest thing I saw on mine was "boys streaking" which is kind of funny and, yes, I do have a post about streaking. But I kind of wonder who was searching that and it kind of bugs me that they ended up looking at pictures of my kid!

NateAndJakesMom said...

I will have to watch what I put in my posts from here on out. I do not want someone landing on my site looking for something horrible... yucko.

Cindy B. of Montana said...

Laughing here...you have to admit it's kinda funny :)

SheilaBee said...

And to think all this time I have been using it to clean mirrors,and windows and countertops,oh my! What the heck will the idiots come up with next??

kiddiescorner said...

Thats just crazy but yep funny!

JamericanSpice said...

I hope they don't find out how either , but knowing that they are actually interested means more candidates for '1000 ways to die'

Night Owl Mama said...

LOl u must tell. I' want to know. I want to see how that things works

thats hysterical

Brandy said...

That's funny! I had a search sentence I could not understand how they got to my blog - something about boys with large balls?! Yeah I am not sure exactly what they were searching for - because it can mean a couple of things - but some how they got to my blog...really?! Why do ppl search for such silly things and end up on our site... hey I guess at least it's another visitor for us! ;-)

Happy Sunday,
Brandy

ahappyhippy mom said...

WOW that is CRAZY! You have me curious now and I am going to check out mine!

sunnymum said...

If I find someone typing that in a search engine, I'll get them for you.

Shannon said...

Very Interesting.
What program are you using to find this information out? I'd like to know what my results are!
Share with me!

Whimsical Creations said...

OMG! Hilarious!

Banteringblonde said...

most people are searching for shamwow when they come to my site ... sadly! I did a few funny pieces and video spots about the sham wow and the sham wow guy --- clearly more popular than my normal writings...ugh

labortrials said...

Ha ha! Nice!!

Storm, The Psychotic Housewife said...

and I thought I got the weird searches. Yikes!

Cher said...

Too funny!

Question: What program did you use to find that out?

Emily said...

oh, that's why I was here...the windex thing. Just kidding, obv. That is too funny!

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