I want you to know that throwing a pumpkin at our mailbox is NOT FUNNY! It's NOT Cute! And..its really just NOT nice! ...we don't find it amusing in ANY WAY!
If you are the SAME hoodlum that hits our mailbox with a baseball bat or whatever the heck it is about once a year...WHY DO YOU DO THAT?
If you are some punk teenager, I hope that when you are old enough to own your own house with your OWN mailbox that some hoodlum comes and throws a pumpkin at YOUR mailbox and breaks it! What comes around goes around!
AND if you're NOT a punk teenager and you are actually someone already old enough to own your own house with your own mailbox....that is just REALLY SAD! GROW UP!
I am sick and tired of having to replace our mailbox because FIRST you wanted to use it as batting practice and NOW you want to use it to test out your aim! You are MORE than welcome to destroy my mailbox....as long as you REPLACE it!
If you really want to beat up a mailbox, beat up your PARENTS' mailbox. BY THE WAY? Who are your parents? I would REALLY love to talk to them!
the messed up mailbox OWNER