A Message To THE Pumpkin Thrower...

This is a message for the pumpkin thrower/baseball bat mailbox hitter!

I want you to know that throwing a pumpkin at our mailbox is NOT FUNNY! It's NOT Cute! And..its really just NOT nice! ...we don't find it amusing in ANY WAY!

If you are the SAME hoodlum that hits our mailbox with a baseball bat or whatever the heck it is about once a year...WHY DO YOU DO THAT?

If you are some punk teenager, I hope that when you are old enough to own your own house with your OWN mailbox that some hoodlum comes and throws a pumpkin at YOUR mailbox and breaks it! What comes around goes around!

AND if you're NOT a punk teenager and you are actually someone already old enough to own your own house with your own mailbox....that is just REALLY SAD! GROW UP!

I am sick and tired of having to replace our mailbox because FIRST you wanted to use it as batting practice and NOW you want to use it to test out your aim! You are MORE than welcome to destroy my mailbox....as long as you REPLACE it!

If you really want to beat up a mailbox, beat up your PARENTS' mailbox. BY THE WAY? Who are your parents? I would REALLY love to talk to them!

Signed,
the messed up mailbox OWNER Pin It!

10 comments:

Betsy said...

LOL. Sorry about your mailbox. I hope the hoodlem that did it will get whats coming to him/her. :)

Linda and Greg said...

I CANNOT believe someone would do that!! It just shows that some people have nothing better to do than be destructive. But, like you said, what goes around comes around...

litanyofbritt said...

what a pain in the arse!! i will be thinking of ways for you to booby trap your mailbox!

Just Jenn said...

Oh that sucks!! I hope you can catch him, technically that is destruction of property, can you file a police report?

The Heckathorns said...

I'm guessing these punks haven't seen the movie "Dazed and Confused" b/c tampering with a mailbox is a felony offense. (and you never know whose mailbox you are messing with...that person might hunt you down and shoot you!) I think you should file a police report, or put a steel rod set in concrete so when they hit it next time it will HURT!

Clare said...

that would drive me nuts!! i wish we could find out who they are:)

Lisa, Matt and Allison said...

Okay, I had to laugh at this one. Sorry your mailbox keeps getting beat up. Maybe you can do a stakeout. LOL

Huse Yo Mama said...

OOOOH...you're better than me. I'd have a camera perched ready to catch the little mongrel! AND my hands balled up in fists, just in case.

Annie said...

That stinks! You should cement the inside! :)

Tonya said...

Oh Dee that's some BS I would be livid!!! I hope you catch the little sh*t!

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